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winking-skeever:

Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard”

#I also look at the other cars to determine appropriate wiper speed

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“ Nope it’s not Ashton Kutcher, it’s Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart ” - Kevin Malone

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craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me last dollar

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iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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We walked through a high hallway into a bright rosy-colored space, fragilely bound into the house by the French windows at either end. The windows were ajar and gleaming white against the fresh grass outside that seemed to grow a little way into the house. A breeze flew through the room, blew curtains in at one end and out the other like pale flags, twisting them up toward the frosted wedding-cake of the ceiling, and then rippled over the wine-colored rug, making a shadow on it as wind does on the sea.

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I believe in letting children learn from their mistakes, Michael.

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